"This ship wall catastrophically auto-destruct in... T-minus three minutes"

*THUD* *crackle* .... hair-line cracks spray out from the point Tenza's impact.

(The gremlin is stunned)

The Stormwind rocks from the force of her Mega-Kick. Small sparks fly out of fractured panels. A small aperture opens on the hull and a wave of kinetic force buffets Tenza away from the ship, sending her tumbling back out of the bay.

A confused computer voice pauses the destruct countdown and follows Tenza.

"How roog of you! Be warmed! *crackle* wrong-doer, this pancake is equipped to defend itself from *frooble* miscreants! Desist or be *butter* punished. Where was I??? Delta-Theta-Cappa!!"

..."This ship will catastrophically auto-destruct in.... *crackle* T minus two billion, one hundred and fourty-seven million, *crackle*, four-hundred and eighty three thousand... Error! Division by cheese! System shutting down...

The ships lights dim for a few seconds.

...

The Stormwind comes to life again..

"Reboot complete. Returning to auto-destuct sequence"

"Warning, this ship will catastrophically auto-destruct in T minus two minutes. Find the nearest exit and run for your life"