<Stops Kiara, before she can let Viper out>

Doctor Fallen please leave Viper where he is for the time being. Computer please compose a very long, very boring speech on why it is bad to play practical jokes on your Captain or crew-mates, an hour or so should suffice.

Computer initiate direct neural interface with Vipers brain, do not let him fall asleep for the next hour and deliver speech.

*Viper spends the next hour in the box with the lecture playing in his head, after it is finished Shaz lets him out*

I take it you get the point NO practical jokes in my department.