**Comm channel open to Dr. Shaz**

Greetings, Doctor! We have a ship-wide medical alert. There is a sickening odor coming through all ventilation shafts. Smells like someone--my guess Rimmer-- put a rank custard pie somewhere in the ventilation shafts. We're trying to isolate it, but in the meantime... expect casualties!

Just do your best, Doctor. Captain Psychee out.