The mop flies out of Rimmers hand and starts beating him about the head. No Rimmer you will do a wonderful job or I will have the mop take over and use you to clean the floor.

Now stop mumbling. You put the pie in the ventilation shaft and make everyone ill. So you have to clean up the after effects.

The mop flies back into Rimmers hand. Now MOP PROPERLY.

(I wonder if Scifires stress is contagious?)