*Screams of pain can be heard coming towards sickbay. <censered to keep unknown yeoman unknown> comes. <Censered to keep Unknown Yeoman unknown> was the one screaming, and <censered to keep unknown yeoman unknown> had blood all over him. Looking behind him, there is a trail of blood.*

AHHH!!!!!! HELP ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

*collapses on the floor*

*Blood starts to puddle around him*
Who am I?